Meet Gnash Bonecruncher, MD.
Goblin Plague doctor at your service.
Suggested by Ian McCurdy
Since you have the plague, you're pretty much dead, and Gnash knows this. His job is to make you as comfortable as possible..... by bashing in your skull and putting you out of your misery. But not to worry. He's brought dinnerware so that he and his friends may dine on your flesh. Now doesn't that make you feel more comfortable in these troubling times?