Tuesday, January 7, 2014

365 Project, Day 107

Baby Gr'K'Tchimka (pronounced Tim)

"Tim" first appeared on Old Man Jenkins' farm when he hatched out of a large boulder that was pulled out of the corn field. His rate of growth is exponential and it appears that the farm will disappear within a few months. Every attempt to move "Tim" has ended with the Mover becoming the Chewed.

"Tim's" farts have been known to drop entire flocks of birds and send livestock stampeding. When he cries, trees have split down the middle and landslides have occurred in the surrounding hills....... we won't mention what happens with his bowel movements.