Friday, January 31, 2014

365 Project, Day 131

The Glomtrommick

The Glomtrommick is typically the size of a small dog.... until you piss it off. Then it grows to about 3 stories tall and will then promptly consume you and any unlucky humans standing around and destroy a couple city blocks.  If he feels like it, he might key a couple cars as well. 

Once he's worked all that off, he'll shrink back to his smaller size, pee on your shoe that fell off, and then saunter off into the sunset. So don't piss off a glomtrommick.

Thursday, January 30, 2014

365 Project, Day 130

Sir Garp the Long Hearted

No one knows how old Garp is. One day he showed up at New Camelot and King Rthur's court. He bested all of the noble knights and was knighted himself. He's been on many quests outside the protective walls of New Camelot with his trusty stead Gregory Von Sicklestein and has never come back with any sores or sickness. Some wonder if Garp is even human.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

365 Project, Day 129

Kilimonburu

The Kilimonburu is a small creature closely related to the monkey. It's only location is the small island nation of J'ah'lababi. What?  Haven't heard of it? Well that explains why you haven't heard of the Kilimonburu. The little guy can probably sit on your hand. Obviously nocturnal with the big eyes and big ears.

But don't try and find J'ah'lababi or the Kilimonburu because J'ah'lababians worship the little guys and will quickly kill any visitor to the island to protect their secret. So how do I know.. and where is this island, if it's real? I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you since I'm an honorary J'ah'lababian and must protect this little guy at all costs.

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Screen shot from Seedlings #2


365 Project, Day 128

Billy the Bad-Ass Dinosaur

He was baddest bad there ever was. He walked the walk like no one did. He would have talked the talk, but he was a dinosaur. And he certainly wasn't bad enough to survive a heavenly body blasting the Earth.  Not really that bad-ass I guess.

Monday, January 27, 2014

365 Project, Day 127

The "Have a Nice Day" Bot

A bot design for the kids from Harijan. a vehicle for the telekinetic "Bar Code" girl..... whom I still haven't given a proper name. She rests comfortably inside the protective confines of the thick metal sphere. Since she has to mentally leave her body when moving the robot and also needs to move with the team and can't be left behind, the robot was designed as a transport and a battle tank. She can always leave the bot through a hatchway if needed.

With a flame thrower on one arm and pneumatic air missiles on it's shoulders, it's a worthy opponent to any adversary. And without the use of any modern day firepower, it eludes the detection of hunter-seekers that might be looking for those types of signatures.

And so the next story begins in my head.

Sunday, January 26, 2014

365 Project, Day 126

Skitch

Skitch is about the size of a glow bug and he kind of glows like one as well. So just think, in the summer, when a lightning bug goes splat against your windshield..... you might have just killed Skitch.

You just sit there and think about what you've done.